Now Plumeri is putting his hard-earned money where his mouth is. Five million to NYLS. Finally - FINALLY - an American law school will have a "Center for Social Justice and Economic Opportunity."
Mr. Plumeri is never as a loss for ingeniousness.
“The American dream is alive and well at NYLS,” said Mr. Plumeri. “It is truly New York’s law school, with a student body as diverse as New York City itself, filled with real people pursuing their dreams and who will help others pursue theirs."I remember that one time I helped a gang of tweaked-out cowboy banking scions beat multiple charges of racketeering, embezzlement, and sexual assault. It was always their dream to conduct a quasi-criminal organization that barely skirts by the Almighty Law. With my law license and a black suit from Kohls, you can call me Gary Wright, 'cause I'm like a motherfuckin' dreamweaver.
And kudos to NYLS, which, as it is truly as diverse as NYC, is now admitting homeless smack addicts and crazy insomniacs who sit in cafes at 4 a.m. just to stare. Way to go, NYLS. You're finally truly opening doors for all comers.