In any event, here's the next chapter.
The Charleston School of Law’s new president predicts that the upcoming class of freshmen will be the largest in the institution’s history.Speaking of blowing impressively, let's talk about these torpedoes CSOL is launching. After enduring the waves of turmoil at CSOL, these new graduates are hardened badasses no doubt significantly more employable, each one like lubricated, vulcanized dildo - versatile, and ready for action. Because the legal market isn't flooded at all, these graduates will no doubt make a big splash, and doubtless prepare the legal marketplace for the coming tsunami of hundreds more of the finest fish from this ABA school.
Based on the number of deposits that have already come in, the freshman class in the fall could reach 200 or more, [Pres. Ed] Bell said after commencement.
“There’s a chance we could blow everything out of the water,” he said.
If you think the water-based references in the previous paragraph were a bit much, I have good news: I'm all washed up.
Unlike CSOL, apparently. Next stop on the million dollar cruise ship: Charleston Harbor. Room for plenty more. Tickets on sale - buy now!