That's right, friends, our most popular feature is back: SCAM MADNESS!
This year, instead of having a scam-off of law schools that the LSTC half-asses and then fails to follow through on like an applicant who takes the LSAT without ejaculating that sweet, sweet tuition money, I'm listing out 64 jobs that a JD-advantaged person like Anna Alaburda can take without any issue. Straight from the Dictionary of Occupational Titles!
Here's 68 to whet your JD appetite - and there's easily hundreds more!
1. 110.167-010 BAR EXAMINER (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: law examiner
2. 111.107-010 JUDGE (government ser.) alternate titles: justice
3. 111.107-014 MAGISTRATE (government ser.) alternate titles: justice-court judge; justice of the
4. 119.107-010 HEARING OFFICER (government ser.) alternate titles: appeals board referee; referee
5. 119.117-010 APPEALS REVIEWER, VETERAN (government ser.)
6. 119.167-010 ADJUDICATOR (government ser.)
7. 119.167-014 PATENT AGENT (profess. & kin.)
8. 119.167-018 TITLE SUPERVISOR (profess. & kin.)
9. 119.267-010 ABSTRACTOR (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: abstract clerk; abstract maker; abstract
10. 119.267-014 APPEALS REFEREE (government ser.)
11. 119.267-018 CONTRACT CLERK (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: contract consultant; contract
12. 119.267-022 LEGAL INVESTIGATOR (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: legal assistant
13. 119.267-026 PARALEGAL (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: law clerk; legal aid; legal assistant
14. 119.287-010 TITLE EXAMINER (profess. & kin.)
15. 119.367-010 ESCROW OFFICER (profess. & kin.)
16. 050.117-010 DIRECTOR, EMPLOYMENT RESEARCH AND PLANNING (government ser.)
17. 051.067-010 POLITICAL SCIENTIST (profess. & kin.)
18. 052.067-010 BIOGRAPHER (profess. & kin.)
19. 052.067-014 DIRECTOR, STATE-HISTORICAL SOCIETY (profess. & kin.)
20. 052.067-018 GENEALOGIST (profess. & kin.)
21. 052.167-010 DIRECTOR, RESEARCH (motion picture; radio-tv broad.)
22. 054.067-010 RESEARCH WORKER, SOCIAL WELFARE (profess. & kin.)
23. 054.067-014 SOCIOLOGIST (profess. & kin.)
24. 054.107-010 CLINICAL SOCIOLOGIST (profess. & kin.)
25. 059.167-010 INTELLIGENCE RESEARCH SPECIALIST (profess. & kin.)
26. 059.267-010 INTELLIGENCE SPECIALIST (government ser.)
27. 059.267-014 INTELLIGENCE SPECIALIST (military ser.)
28. 090.117-010 ACADEMIC DEAN (education) alternate titles: academic vice president; dean of
29. 090.167-018 DIRECTOR OF INSTITUTIONAL RESEARCH (education) alternate titles: administrative analyst;
30. 090.117-022 DIRECTOR, ATHLETIC (education)
31. 090.222-010 INSTRUCTOR, BUSINESS EDUCATION (education)
32. 090.227-010 FACULTY MEMBER, COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY (education)
33. 099.117-030 DIRECTOR, EDUCATION (museums)
34. 099.167-014 CONSULTANT, EDUCATION (education)
35. 099.227-010 CHILDREN'S TUTOR (domestic ser.)
36. 100.127-010 CHIEF LIBRARIAN, BRANCH OR DEPARTMENT (library) alternate titles: principal librarian;
37. 100.167-038 NEWS LIBRARIAN (library) alternate titles: news information resource manager; news
38. 102.017-010 CURATOR (museums)
39. 102.117-010 SUPERVISOR, HISTORIC SITES (government ser.)
40. 109.067-014 RESEARCH ASSOCIATE (museums)
41. 131.067-014 COPY WRITER (profess. & kin.)
42. 131.067-046 WRITER, PROSE, FICTION AND NONFICTION (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: writer
43. 131.087-014 READER (motion picture; radio-tv broad.) alternate titles: script reader; story analyst
44. 132.017-018 EDITOR, TECHNICAL AND SCIENTIFIC PUBLICATIONS (profess. & kin.) alternate titles:
45. 132.067-010 BUREAU CHIEF (print. & pub.)
46. 139.087-010 CROSSWORD-PUZZLE MAKER (print. & pub.)
47. 141.061-034 POLICE ARTIST (government ser.) alternate titles: forensic artist
48. 159.124-010 COUNSELOR, CAMP (amuse. & rec.)
49. 159.647-014 EXTRA (amuse. & rec.; motion picture; radio-tv broad.)
50. 160.162-010 ACCOUNTANT, TAX (profess. & kin.)
51. 160.167-054 AUDITOR (profess. & kin.)
52. 160.267-026 INVESTMENT ANALYST (financial; insurance) alternate titles: securities analyst;
53. 161.267-018 FORMS ANALYST (profess. & kin.)
54. 165.017-010 LOBBYIST (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: legislative advocate
55. 165.167-014 PUBLIC-RELATIONS REPRESENTATIVE (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: public-relations
56. 166.067-010 OCCUPATIONAL ANALYST (profess. & kin.)
57. 166.267-046 HUMAN RESOURCE ADVISOR (profess. & kin.)
58. 168.167-014 EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY REPRESENTATIVE (government ser.)
59. 168.267-062 INVESTIGATOR (government ser.)
60. 169.107-010 ARBITRATOR (profess. & kin.)
61. 169.167-010 ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT (any industry) alternate titles: administrative analyst;
62. 189.117-034 VICE PRESIDENT (any industry)
63. 191.117-022 CIRCUS AGENT (amuse. & rec.)
64. 199.207-010 DIANETIC COUNSELOR (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: dianeticist; scientologist;
65. 241.367-026 SKIP TRACER (clerical) alternate titles: debtor; tracer
66. 243.362-010 COURT CLERK (government ser.)
67. 243.367-010 MAIL CENSOR (government ser.)
68. 359.367-010 ESCORT (personal ser.) alternate titles: guide escort
Suicide bomber is more realistic than some of these.
ReplyDeleteBoo. The scam-madness with the ultimate TTT contest was much better.
ReplyDeleteI think I will become a Circus Agent. Why didn't I think of that. I like elephants, clowns and stuff. Much better than getting three bills for a DUI. This is just too rich. So damn funny, it's sad. Who comes up with this shit?
ReplyDeleteI would add car sales. Moving iron and upselling is just like asking a court for Probation for my client's fifth felony beef.
ReplyDeleteTop Eight will be
ReplyDeleteShow Business
49. 159.647-014 EXTRA (amuse. & rec.; motion picture; radio-tv broad.)
46. 139.087-010 CROSSWORD-PUZZLE MAKER (print. & pub.)
Clowns, debtors, and allied professions
63. 191.117-022 CIRCUS AGENT (amuse. & rec.)
65. 241.367-026 SKIP TRACER (clerical) alternate titles: debtor; tracer
Counselors
48. 159.124-010 COUNSELOR, CAMP (amuse. & rec.)
64. 199.207-010 DIANETIC COUNSELOR (profess. & kin.) alternate titles: dianeticist; scientologist;
Personal Domestic Services
35. 099.227-010 CHILDREN'S TUTOR (domestic ser.)
68. 359.367-010 ESCORT (personal ser.) alternate titles: guide escort