With his school’s future hanging in the balance, the dean of the beleaguered Charlotte School of Law is stepping down.Conison brought the thunder to Charlotte from Valparaiso, which apparently was not enough of a scam-challenge for his Herculean talents. Like upping the difficulty level on a video game, say, Lemmings (PC, 1991).
Jay Conison has led the uptown, for-profit school for almost four years. Charlotte Law announced his departure with a four-paragraph statement Monday afternoon. Conison will remain on the faculty, the statement said.
He had the misfortune of taking over Charlotte Law School a good two years after the national media awoke to the unfiltered swindle of the lowest-tier law schools. Nonetheless, his efforts to keep Charlotte and its Infilaw backers well-fed pigs rather than well-slaughtered hogs were noble.
But alas, his move to Charlotte seems akin to many a classical, tragic hero, they who overreached their grasp and exposed a fatal flaw. In Conison's case, he left the relative comfort of a midwestern low-tier school attached to a longstanding university for the one of the south's most notorious sinkholes and targets for reformers who think for-profits are evil and non-profits walk on water. It's sort of like leaving a sniper's nest for the front lines. Balls, yes, but the chances of them getting blown off...
He puts the GOAT in scapegoat. Let us remember the good times.
Well, bye.
ReplyDeleteI never understood when to use "classical" vs. "classic" or when to "historical" vs. "historic." Perhaps Old Guy can help me out.
ReplyDeleteIn any, case the lesson is clear for every employee that is easily replaceable (e.g., every law professor, every JD holder): Never get out of the boat.
Loosely:
Deletehistorical: pertaining to history
historic: significant or momentous in history
classical: pertaining to a past era regarded as a cultural high point (ancient Greece and Rome, from a Western perspective)
classic: of enduring merit
classical: USA 1-20-17: 12:00 PM EDT a cultural high point, ending the enduring merit
DeleteWhat is he being paid as a professor? I wouldn't cry too hard.
ReplyDeleteEven a peppercorn per year is more than he is worth.
DeleteYep. Being a LawProf is certainly a golden parachute for former Deans. He probably knows too much, so this is the "hush money."
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