It's that time of year again, scamfriends! As you'll recall, last year Florida Coastal dominated the South region and then triumphed over upstart surprise Willamette in a riveting final of scamtastic wit after Willamette shocked juggernaut Thomas Cooley in the Final Four's opening round.
This year promises to be an even BETTER tournament, just as each law school class inevitably triumphs over its peers both intellectually and financially, at a rate of anywhere between 20-40%.
Rules: As you'll recall, LSTC makes the rules and has sole discretion over the rules. Each round, the contestants are evaluated on criteria relevant to flim-flamming stupid lemmings. Single elimination, yada yada yada. This year, we're adding four "play-in" games. We're also setting a rule that schools can only have one entry, so Cooley and Widener will be limited to one region.
NOW FOR THE BRACKET.
Play-In:
Seton Hall v. Roger Williams
Detroit-Mercy v. Valparaiso
Memphis v. Appalachian
UC-Hastings v. Idaho
EAST REGION
1 Brooklyn
16 Suffolk
8 Touro
9 American
4 Albany
13 Cardozo
5 Vermont
12 Roger Williams/Seton Hall
2 New England
15 Baltimore
7 Villanova
10 Liberty
3 Western New England
14 Drexel
6 Widener
11 Quinnipiac
MIDWEST
1 Indiana Tech
16 Valparaiso/Detroit-Mercy
8 Arkansas-Little Rock
9 Depaul
4 Case Western
13 Chicago-Kent
5 Penn State
12 Michigan State
2 Thomas Cooley
15 University of Chicago
7 Oklahoma City
10 Hamline
3 Duquesne
14 Capital
6 John Marshall
11 Ohio Northern
SOUTH
1 Florida Coastal
16 Stetson
8 Florida A&M
9 Barry
4 Regent
13 William & Mary
5 Liberty
12 Washington & Lee
2 Charleston
15 Elon
7 Jones-Faulkner
10 Texas A&M
3 Charlotte
14 John Marshall
6 St. Mary's
11 Appalachian/Memphis
WEST
1 Thomas Jefferson
16 Idaho/UC-Hastings
8 McGeorge
9 Lewis & Clark
4 Whittier
13 Santa Clara
5 UC-Irvine
12 Golden Gate
2 Arizona Summit
15 Alaska Summit
7 Denver
10 Wyoming
3 Seattle
14 Southwestern
6 California-Western
11 Western State
Best of luck to the participants!
Here is my final four toilet bracket:
ReplyDeleteCrooklyn Law School;
TTTThoma$ M. Cooley Law Sewer;
Florida Coa$$TTTTal; and
TJ$L
The regional final between TJ$L and Arizona Summit will be the equivalent of an epic, triple overtime game between powerhouse basketball teams. The rankings, for-profit status, and insane levels of average student loan debt are nearly identical.
Seeing that New York Law Sewer got left out, they should be a #1 seed in the law school cesspool NIT.