Doesn't Arizona sound like a good name for a quirky, slightly unhinged pixie chick, the type who bangs you and makes lemonade afterwards while whistling the theme from Star Trek, but then suddenly redacts all the female names from your book collection to dissuade you from getting any forbidden ideas? By extension, does Arizona Summit not sound like yet another could-be sex worker name gracing box covers or introducing herself in a seedy bar?
Now that Arizona Summit is seeking a university life partner, she might need a little assistance. We here at the LSTC have put together the following personal ad:
Feisty...or something along those lines.HPV-ridden11-year-oldlegally-aged institution ofscamhigher learning seeksattractiveaccredited, older university system for LTsugar daddycompanionship. Must be unaffiliated and love children as I have hundreds who areun- and underemployedmaking the world better. Love diversity, but must have cash cash cash. Work asoverpriced prostituteprestigious arm of national financial company. Hobbies includepegging clients with a baseball bateducation and social justice.
Oh, and also Summit is going to suddenly require all of its students to pass a mock bar exam to even graduate from law school, which is just the sort of innovation that legal education critics have been asking for.
So, like California requires students at this fine institution to pass a Baby Bar, Arizona Summit will require a mock bar exam? Yowzers! Why don't they just pack up and move to CA and become a CBA school?
ReplyDeleteAlso, any university that would merge with this turd deserves to have its own accreditation revoked.
At least the Baby Bar is set by the California Bar Examiners. The pigs at Arizona $ummiTTTT will operate this mock bar exam for their waterhead students.
ReplyDeleteArizona Summit aka Phoenix School of Law is owned by Sterling Partners, a for profit private equity group out of Chicago. It is only about one thing. Cash, United States currency. How is this going to work?
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