Thursday, March 21, 2013

Welcome to SCAM MADNESS! Who's in YOUR bracket?!

Many people have heard of March Madness. As I'm typing this, you're probably wasting your unemployment (you should be hitting the pavement, searching for non-existent jobs, you bum!) watching Michigan State blow out Valparaiso's basketball team. Thankfully, it doesn't end at basketball. Oh no, THE SCAM has its own version of March Madness: SCAM MADNESS!

The Selection Committee here at the Law School Truth Center has been hard at work, which, because we love love love the law, involves drinking mid-range wine and talking about the service at minimalist restaurants with trendy one-word names and one-upping each other about what life-affirming part of western Europe we visited last break (Liege is a new "it" spot, and bow-tie-wearing-prof is going nuts about Barcelona like it's 2006...). 

ANYWAY, the rules are simple. The selection committee chose schools based on who won non-existent mini-tournaments and who made news in the last year for scam-worthy behavior. Each round will take a look at some scamtastic category, and the grand winner hoists the Thomas E. Brennan Award. 

The reigning champions, the University of Illinois, failed to make this year's tournament after losing superstar admissions director Paul Pless to the professional ranks of real estate salesmen. So it's ANYONE'S TOURNAMENT. MAY THE BEST SCAMMERS WIN.

Who you got?!?!

EAST

1 SETON HALL
16 WIDENER

8 VERMONT
9 PACE

4 NORTHEASTERN
13 ROGER WILLIAMS

5 BROOKLYN
12 SUFFOLK

2 RUTGERS-WHATEVER
15 BALTIMORE

7 VILLANOVA
10 TOURO

3 NEW ENGLAND
14 ST. JOHNS

6 PENN STATE
11 WESTERN NEW ENGLAND



SOUTH

1 BARRY
16 NORTH CAROLINA

8 CHARLOTTE
9 ARKANSAS

4 THOMAS COOLEY
13 STETSON

5 TEXAS SOUTHERN
12 JOHN MARSHALL (ATL)

2 AMERICAN U.
15 REGENT

7 TEXAS WESLEYAN
10 FLORIDA COASTAL

3 GEORGE WASHINGTON
14 LIBERTY

6 MISSISSIPPI COLL.
11 AVE MARIA



MIDWEST

1 THOMAS COOLEY
16 DUQUESNE

8 JOHN MARSHALL (CH.)
9 DEPAUL

4 ST. LOUIS
13 WILLIAM MITCHELL

5 VALPARAISO
12 ST. THOMAS (MN)

2 INDIANA TECH
15 DETROIT MERCY

7 CHICAGO-KENT
10 DRAKE

3 CASE WESTERN
14 CREIGHTON

6 TULSA
11 CAPITAL



WEST

1 THOMAS JEFFERSON
16 SOUTHWESTERN

8 HASTINGS
9 PHOENIX

4 SANTA CLARA
13 WILLAMETTE

5 LAVERNE
12 LEWIS AND CLARK

2 DENVER
15 LOYOLA-LOS ANGELES

7 IDAHO
10 WHITTIER

3 MCGEORGE
14 ARIZONA STATE

6 CONORDIA
11 SAN FRANCISCO

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