Doesn't Arizona sound like a good name for a quirky, slightly unhinged pixie chick, the type who bangs you and makes lemonade afterwards while whistling the theme from Star Trek, but then suddenly redacts all the female names from your book collection to dissuade you from getting any forbidden ideas? By extension, does Arizona Summit not sound like yet another could-be sex worker name gracing box covers or introducing herself in a seedy bar?
Now that Arizona Summit is seeking a university life partner, she might need a little assistance. We here at the LSTC have put together the following personal ad:
Feisty...or something along those lines.
HPV-ridden 11-year-oldlegally-aged institution of scamhigher learning seeks attractiveaccredited, older university system for LT sugar daddycompanionship. Must be unaffiliated and love children as I have hundreds who are un- and underemployedmaking the world better. Love diversity, but must have cash cash cash. Work as overpriced prostituteprestigious arm of national financial company. Hobbies include pegging clients with a baseball bateducation and social justice.
Oh, and also Summit is going to suddenly require all of its students to pass a mock bar exam to even graduate from law school, which is just the sort of innovation that legal education critics have been asking for.