Tuesday, July 30, 2019

California Bar Examiners Respond to Criticism with Convenient Technical Glitch

Yeah, you know how the bar examiners in California have been getting progressively bitch-slapped harder and harder by law deans in California for failing an ungoldly percentage of would-be Clarence Darrows?

Oops.
The State Bar of California accidentally tipped off law school deans about "general subject matter topics" of its upcoming exam — and now is telling everyone what will be on this week's career-altering tests, the group announced Sunday.

The State Bar normally tells the law schools what topics were covered on the tests after they're taken by aspiring lawyers each February and July.

But the State Bar revealed this sensitive information was somehow sent out on Thursday, well ahead of schedule, to 16 law school deans. The blunder, described as "human error," was only discovered over the weekend.
Human error my fuzzy taint.  You didn't see this shit happen in Montana or South Carolina.  Nope, in California, where law deans have begged and begged for a break from the mercilessness of minimum professional standards, they just gave all of their dopes a chance to ditch certain complex subjects and laser-focus in the last weekend before the bar exam.


I just hope when the appoint a task force to investigate this security breach it's stocked with law deans, ideally the ones who come up with the most clever excuses for why their students still couldn't pass the bar exam knowing what topics were going to be discussed.  Give the token private citizen slot to the lawyer in the article who dropped the b-word.

Dramatically improved CA pass rate, here we come!  Scam on.

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious. "Accidental," my *$$.

    To take a tip from my Boomer forebears: "follow the money."

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