Thursday, December 31, 2015

2015: The Year in Review

January 1, 2015:  Young Odysseus, can you hear the voice of destiny singing?  Unbind your mind, and let it follow your heart on the journey!  Law school remains an incredible experience, its teachings both invaluable to the person upon whom the gods bestow it as well as to the Rule of Law and the preservation of virtuous post-liberal western society.  Despite being drenched with the digital, barbaric firehose of factless internet defamation, law school administrators and professors continue to not only run estimable institutions, modern colleges worthy to succeed the Platonic Academy, they do so at great personal and financial sacrifice.  The students, young Apollos and Athenas, meanwhile, benefit tremendously, gaining an educational toolbox that, while not a vulgar trade school in any way, shape, or form, allows them to construct million dollar careers in addition to the mental fine-tuning enabled by mastery of jurisprudential thought processes that will have them slicing Gordian Knots in three years flat.  They may not solely, or even, practice law, for the titanic versatility of the mighty juris doctor allows law school graduates to literally perform any occupation, from philosopher to Senator to philanthropist.  That certain dystopian state actors would derive some newfangled testing technology to tell us who gets to don the garb of Icarus and soar to the sun is disgusting and an affront to our most sacred virtues.  Finally, while law school certainly is expensive due to the high demands of technology as driven by elite students, the costs of legal education, often reduced, are worth it in light of government programs that seem fairly adamantine despite their constant amendment, as well as, of course, the Midas touch upon one's future income stream.  Like Tantalus, your hunger and thirst will be quenched; like Prometheus, you will receive first-rate medical care; and like Sisyphus, you will achieve immense personal satisfaction in each day helping to move the boulder of social justice further up the mountian-side of iniquity.

January 1, 2016:  Young Odysseus, can you hear the voice of destiny singing?  Unbind your mind, and let it follow your heart on the journey!  Law school remains an incredible experience, its teachings both invaluable to the person upon whom the gods bestow it as well as to the Rule of Law and the preservation of virtuous post-liberal western society.  Despite being drenched with the digital, barbaric firehose of factless internet defamation, law school administrators and professors continue to not only run estimable institutions, modern colleges worthy to succeed the Platonic Academy, they do so at great personal and financial sacrifice.  The students, young Apollos and Athenas, meanwhile, benefit tremendously, gaining an educational toolbox that, while not a vulgar trade school in any way, shape, or form, allows them to construct million dollar careers in addition to the mental fine-tuning enabled by mastery of jurisprudential thought processes that will have them slicing Gordian Knots in three years flat.  They may not solely, or even, practice law, for the titanic versatility of the mighty juris doctor allows law school graduates to literally perform any occupation, from philosopher to Senator to philanthropist.  That certain dystopian state actors would derive some newfangled testing technology to tell us who gets to don the garb of Icarus and soar to the sun is disgusting and an affront to our most sacred virtues.  Finally, while law school certainly is still expensive due to the high demands of technology as driven by elite students, the costs of legal education, often reduced, are worth it in light of government programs that seem fairly adamantine despite their constant amendment, as well as, of course, the Midas touch upon one's future income stream.  Like Tantalus, your hunger and thirst will be quenched; like Prometheus, you will receive first-rate medical care; and like Sisyphus, you will achieve immense personal satisfaction in each day helping to move the boulder of social justice further up the mountian-side of iniquity.

Basically, the audience, it seems, is into Greek.  Any questions?

4 comments:

  1. You are insane if you enroll in a non-T14 law school and a stark raving lunatic if you stay at any law school if you are in the bottom third after your first year. And whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.

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    1. Even a T14 is not a ticket to a Middle Class income. It is about connections, contacts, network and family. A dolt who got a degree in exercise physiology from Heartland Community College with a 2.7 and gets into Western Michigan Cooley University School of Law will do well if his father is an insurance company executive and throws him subrogation matters. It really matters little where one went to school.

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  2. Excellent summary, professor!

    Your fresh and vigorous insights are keeping your students ahead of the curve in a rapidly changing world.

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  3. It's the dawn of a New Year. My phone is ringing off the hook with clients desiring the Assistance of Counsel for their defense and I anticipate 500K in Schedule C income allowing me to pay off my 200K in student loan debt and get out of my '05 VW with the bad exhaust.

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