tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post9168277255736322174..comments2024-01-18T02:39:05.118-08:00Comments on Law School Truth Center: Dean Satan's Halloween CarolLaw School Truth Centerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13166092871374037640noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-28937995037059381272014-11-21T16:02:16.857-08:002014-11-21T16:02:16.857-08:00I approve of this.I approve of this.Dean Satanhttp://www.youtube.com/deansatannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-2658985589418866602014-11-05T16:52:05.962-08:002014-11-05T16:52:05.962-08:00Still chuckling over this devilry. Think about cro...Still chuckling over this devilry. Think about cross-posting at OTLSS for maximum infernal impact. <br /><br />http://oldnews.aadl.org/node/136802dybbuk123https://www.blogger.com/profile/08142974443119061724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-77627105250115576942014-11-03T16:30:23.148-08:002014-11-03T16:30:23.148-08:00I bet Dean Satan has wrote a number of law review ...I bet Dean Satan has wrote a number of law review articles about the liberty interests in the highway to hell.Law School Truth Centerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166092871374037640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-58803130304715838762014-11-03T16:28:43.558-08:002014-11-03T16:28:43.558-08:00I felt this appropriate in conjunction with the 8:...I felt this appropriate in conjunction with the 8:08 comment.Law School Truth Centerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166092871374037640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-14787008884493086752014-11-03T08:08:30.253-08:002014-11-03T08:08:30.253-08:00Writing a novel about Satan? Isn't that harass...Writing a novel about Satan? Isn't that harassment of some sort?<br /><br />Maybe...let's see...religious harassment! That's it!<br /><br />Tomorrow we file our ethics complaint.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-2698436250047714962014-11-02T13:18:46.636-08:002014-11-02T13:18:46.636-08:00You probably should get an intellectual property a...You probably should get an intellectual property attorney to file for protection on that.<br /><br />Or, go to legalzoom and see if they have a DIY form for that.<br /><br />Who needs a lawyer, anyways?<br /><br />;-)Patents-Я-Usnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-30744100142287895732014-11-02T13:12:27.480-08:002014-11-02T13:12:27.480-08:00God Bless all the lemmings, every one.God Bless all the lemmings, every one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-72269837166437075532014-11-02T08:23:40.133-08:002014-11-02T08:23:40.133-08:00That's two MFAs at work, bro'.That's two MFAs at work, bro'. Law School Truth Centerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166092871374037640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-6405910991825776002014-11-02T08:21:54.603-08:002014-11-02T08:21:54.603-08:00I dig it, friend, even willing to overlook that De...I dig it, friend, even willing to overlook that Dean Satan is the exclusive proprietary intellectual property of the Law School Truth Center.Law School Truth Centerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166092871374037640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-37805558858216717502014-11-02T08:16:33.831-08:002014-11-02T08:16:33.831-08:00Alternative Ending
"Look over there, in the ...Alternative Ending<br /><br />"Look over there, in the corner." Dean Stan had taken Lacey to a Dark Place. She thought it looked like an underwater grotto. Her eyes followed Dean Satan's claw as it pointed to a miserable creature sitting in the corner next to a rock wall.<br />"Oh my god, what is that poor animal?" <br />"That is Swim the Manatee, although he doesn't do so much swimming these days since a negligent boater injured his flipper."<br />"Why is he so pale?" Lacey asked while swallowing-to-keep-from-crying.<br />Dean Satan leaned close to Lacey and whispered "His skin is pale, shiny even, because he's malnourished. He can no longer swim so he can no longer hunt properly for food. That's why he's called Shiny Swim."<br />Lacey's fist flew to her mouth and she bit hard on the first knuckle of her forefinger.<br />"Oh my god, what can I do to help Shiny Swim?" <br />"Lacey, you can stop being selfish. You can go to a Third Tier Toilet, get a law degree, then become a JD preferred lobbyist to help Shiny Swim."<br />Lacey's moment of clarity hit her as hard as a 1000 tons of needy marine mammals. She saw herself arguing before a senate committee for a Marine Mammal Mandatory Flipper Reattachment Bill. She saw them agreeing with her excellent third tier legal analysis and her bill passing into law. Some money would have to be appropriated from the Needy Child School Lunch program but what the hell. She saw herself standing next to a big, tall hulking Swim, his strong, reattached flipper draped across her back. She liked it. She knew then that it would be worth 100K, no, 200K, no, any amount of non-dischargeable debt to help Swim become all the marine mammal be could be. Out of the corner of her eye, she Dean Satan nod in approval. It was obvious. All Dean Satan wanted to do was help her realize her potential. How could she have been so wrong as to think he had an agenda.<br /><br />"Just sign here," said Dean Satan. She heard Shiny Swim whimper. She blinked back tears and reached for the pen...<br /><br />Lacey woke up in a cool sweat, her heart pounding. She ran to the window where she saw hundreds of busy people running around with sharpened No. 2 pencils and big glossy books. She felt panic welling up within her like an incoming a tide, a tide that Swim might never get to swim in.<br />She opened her window and yelled "WHAT DAY IS IT?"<br />An older non-traditional stopped. She could read the title of the books he was carrying, Logic Games for Imbeciles and Reading Comprehension for People with Only a Brain Stem.<br /><br />Wide-eyed, Lacey gasped and said "Please, please tell me what day it is." <br /><br />"Are you an idiot? Why it's the last day of registration for the next LSAT exam. Now, if excuse me, I have to go study." The nontraditional abruptly walked away, toward a dream no one could see.<br /><br />But Lacey didn't care that the nontrade had been rude to her. All she cared about is that she hadn't missed her opportunity to help Swim. She had a goal and it was worth any price.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-36169901184130085092014-11-01T17:43:21.786-07:002014-11-01T17:43:21.786-07:00Hilarious.
Well, it would be hilarious if it we...Hilarious. <br /><br />Well, it would be hilarious if it weren't so damn true...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2363936253583148153.post-66881368008159374092014-11-01T10:59:57.437-07:002014-11-01T10:59:57.437-07:00Diabolically great writing. Diabolically great writing. dybbuk123https://www.blogger.com/profile/08142974443119061724noreply@blogger.com